What do you mean these candles are inappropriate for nana’s 82nd birthday? You guys are so boring!
Whether you’re at a birthday party, baby shower, bachelor(ette) party, or you just wanna add some more jizz-azz to your cakes, these Glitterati Penis Candles are the perfect addition to any occasion.
Look, when I said blow them out, that isn’t what I meant… OK, maybe you were right, it was a mistake bringing these to nana’s birthday.
SKU: CP.1034
UPC: 817717010341